Monday, January 24, 2011

Coonery : Flavor Flav Releases 'Poppin'n'drinkin' Champagne

Flavor Flav is launching a line of flavored liquors, and it sounds awesome. "Yo, check this out. I want you all to keep on the lookout -- it should be on the shelves by January -- I'm launching a thing called 'Le Flav Spirits,'" Flavor Flav explained. "I'm comin' out with a cherry vodka, a berry vodka, an olive vodka, a sweet tea vodka, a bubblegum vodka and grape vodka. Also, I'm comin' out with 'Le Flav Cognac' and 'Chateaux Le Flav' which'll be some bubbly. Champagne, that's right folks -- Poppin'n'drinkin!'" How can this possibly be bad.

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