My boss said he’d fire me if put in any lame bomb puns like “explosive orgasm!” or “man invents new way to bang” or “honey, this vibrator I got you is da bomb” or “sex toys are a blast” or…..anyways you get the idea of the poor, unfunny, jokes I’m not going to include in this post.
Right before Christmas, Minnesota’s Terry Lester got kicked out the apartment he lived in for being a deadbeat. He left behind a bunch of his crap, as well as what seemed like some nice crap, like a bunch of wrapped gifts in a bag marked “Christmas Presents”, which included a present for his ex-girlfriend.
Which is nice right? I mean who gets a Christmas gift for the bitch who broke your heart. Though what was weird, is that the present was a dildo – kind of creepy to give a sex toy to an ex-gf but whatever..it was moot point as she never received it..his former roommates called the police, who came and seized the presents. Why? Because the vibrator meant for Lester’s ex-lover had a bomb planted in it!
Lester had filled the sex toy with gun powder and buck shot, which were connected to a trigger inside the battery, so that it would explode when turned on. The police also found materials for two more bomb-dongs, which this sick fucko had been building for other women who dumped his psychotic ass. His master plans were foiled when he told his former roomies about his scheme, and they called the police.
Terry Lester now faces charges of creating an explosive device and making terroristic threats. So don’t worry ladies, dildos are safe again.
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