In WTF? News : Man dressed like female mannequin arrested for bathroom spying

When attempting to come up with a clever scheme as a pervert, it’s important to really spread your wings creatively and push the envelope. Sadly, one man’s crafty idea to dress up like a female mannequin in the women’s bathroom was just too clever for his own good.

'This is so weird. I swear I heard that mannequin say, 'Yeah, you take that dump,' then groan.'

 

Englishman Joel Hardman was found in a Birmingham-area mall trying to film women in the restroom. Police say the University of Birmingham student was seen sneaking into women’s toilets “dressed like a mannequin with a mask and a wig” in early April.
When accosted by security guards, Hardman told them that he had been masturbating and had “been a bit weird.”
According to the police report, Hardman found the sound of the women going to the bathroom to be intriguing. He hoped that getting caught will lead him to stop.
Hardman was released on bail so long as he stays away from public toilets.
It’s certainly not a normal situation when you need to hang out in bathrooms and listen to women defecate in order to get off. At the same time though, this kid had a dream and a plan to achieve it and he really went after it. In many ways, he’s a modern British hero. And boy do they need one. The most recent British totem of masculinity is Robert Pattinson. I’d take silently masturbating to some chick’s Panda Express-induced BMs over some dude with pouty lips looking off in the distance soulfully all the time any day.