While the South may be known for many positive things (hospitality, BBQ, nice accents, moonshine), it also puts out its fair share of idiotic deadbeats who contribute nothing to society other than doing stupid shit for the rest of us to laugh and shake our heads at. Exhibit A: Eugene Ashley, who was recently arrested, fined $300, and sentenced to 12 months probation for tatting his son while he was drunk.
More details, and a photo of the tattoo, after the jump.
Now, I don't have vast, or any, experience with parenting, but seriously? The worst part is that the tat isn't even something sweet the kid can brag about on the playground, like maybe his initials, or a badass wild animal symbolizing his 3-year-old alpha male-ness. Nope, Mr. Ashley chose a crude "DB," short for "Daddy's Boy." Chances that this kid doesn’t hit 16 and want to carve out the ink job with a straight edge razor? I'd say slim.
Apparently, this is some kind of trend in the Georgia, as Ashley is the third person to be arrested for this kind of offense. A couple was arrested back in July for tattooing crosses on all six of their children. Stay classy, Georgia.
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