Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Dear Cab Driver’ Napkins Will Help Get You Home from the Bar

Dear Cab Driver Napkin

How many times in your life have you thought you could totally get home from the bar on your own only to find yourself unable to tell the cabbie where you actually live or passed out on your neighbor's lawn, sprinklers going, a penis drawn on your face? We think we've found your solution.

These bar napkins, created by FoodBeast.com, may revolutionize the drunk, non–drinking-and-driving getaway. Simply have one of your soberish friends write your address in the blank box, check where the cabbie will be able to find money, and you're good to go. At least if you pass out on a lawn, it'll be your own. Would I recommend this for the unmarked black sedan with the cardboard sign that says "CAB"? No, but what are you doing getting into that in the first place?

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