Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Life : The 20 Worst Names

The 20 Worst Names


You know, you can go down to the courthouse and file a petition of name change for like fifty bucks. It takes a week or so to go through and then bam! You have a whole new name. I’ve done it twice, it’s no big deal. So why haven’t the twenty people in this article changed their amazingly fail names? Lord only knows. I mean really, how are you supposed to ever get a job interview with the name “Jesus Condom”?

Worst Name Chew Kok

I can’t imagine that being very comfortable

Worst Name Jed I Knight

Hopefully, this kid will one day be able to use this to his advantage and get laid at Comic Con

Worst Name Gaye Males

Just how open is this open house exactly?

Worst Name Judy Graham Swallows

She’s got my vote!

Worst Name Charley Willard Horse Dick

This seems a little bit like wishful thinking, but who am I to judge another family’s values? And he was 20 1/2 inches long…

Worst Name Robert Fagot

Never been married? Really? Who wouldn’t want to be Mrs. Fagot?

Worst Name Mahboobeh

At least the name tag is in the appropriate place.
 

Worst Name Mister Love

This guy was destined to be a sex offender from the get-go.

Natalia Vagina

I don’t know what this Russian lady does for a living, but with a name like Natalia Vagina it’s a safe bet she doesn’t work as a dental hygienist.

Mike Litoris

Possible chance this guy gave a fake name to the local news, but if he didn’t he’s the punchline to about a million dirty jokes.

Worst Name Rusty Kuntz

Out of all the bad names in sports, Dick Butkus, Lucious Pusey, Misty Hyman, Dick Trickle – Rusty Kuntz stands supreme.

Worst Name Oliver Loser

This seems like a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy. He might as well be named “Al Gore”.

Worst Name Jack Goff

Middle school had to be living hell for this guy.

Worst Name Dumas And McPhail

So many jokes, so little time. How did this dumas pass the barre exam? That’s one to get you started. 

Worst Name Willie Stroker

It’s probably a good thing that this dude is a judge. Otherwise he’d be up there with Mister Love.

Worst Name BJ Cobbledick

If that C was a G we’d have the most transcendent bad name in human history, but even still it’s pretty horrible.

Worst Name Anass Afadass

How’d you like this name called out everyday during roll call? 

Worst Name Anass Rhammar

He really needs the tips.

Worst Name Jesus Condom

This kid’s dad 14 yrs ago, “Jesus, the condom broke!”

Worst Name Batman Bin Suparman

I take everything back. This guy owns.



 


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