Friday, November 16, 2012

16 Reasons To End It All Now That Hostess Is Probably Going Out Of Business

1. The golden glow of Twinkies will be extinguished forever.

The golden glow of Twinkies will be extinguished forever.

2. And with it, the magic of fried Twinkies.

And with it, the magic of fried Twinkies.
Here's how to make them. And here are some other Twinkie recipes that are really important. 

3. Ding Dongs will be a thing of the past.
Ding Dongs will be a thing of the past.

4. Which also means no more fried Ding Dongs.

Which also means no more fried Ding Dongs.
God forbid.

5. You'll have to go back to eating awkward, enormous Fruit Pies instead of tiny ones.

You'll have to go back to eating awkward, enormous Fruit Pies instead of tiny ones.

6. You can kiss Honey Buns goodbye.

You can kiss Honey Buns goodbye.

7. And forget about experiencing "the gift of a lifetime": a Honey Bun with cheese.

And forget about experiencing "the gift of a lifetime": a Honey Bun with cheese.
In Rick Ross's world, this is real.

8. Sno Balls? Ancient History.

Sno Balls? Ancient History.

9. That means you'll never be able to stick Sue and Joe's place cards in Sno Balls again.

That means you'll never be able to stick Sue and Joe's place cards in Sno Balls again.
This is pretty complex, you might want to use the official recipe.

10. You'll never bite into another Zinger.

You'll never bite into another Zinger.
Did not know the Zinger existed until today, but I'm already mourning it.

11. No more Ho Hos!

No more Ho Hos!

12. Which rules out the traditional Ho Ho Yule Log dessert this year.

13. Big fan of Mini Muffins? Too bad.

Big fan of Mini Muffins? Too bad.

14. Yes that's right, ALL THREE flavors will be gone.

Yes that's right, ALL THREE flavors will be gone.

15. The elusive Chocodile will finally go extinct.

The elusive Chocodile will finally go extinct.

16. Come on, let's face it: If you know you'll never eat another Cupcake, what is there to get out of bed for?

Come on, let's face it: If you know you'll never eat another Cupcake, what is there to get out of bed for? 
Credit : Buzzfeed

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