Sports : NBA - Christian Eyenga’s Huge Dunk Gives Me an Excuse to Post About the Cavs Upsetting the Lakers

On Wednesday night the Cavs got absolutely manhandled shocked the shit out of the Lakers (and the rest of the NBA), beating Kobe and company 104-99. That's right, read it again and savor the moment, Cavs fans; it could be as good as it gets this season. Here's a highlight from Congolese rookie Christian Eyenga, who made a thunderous statement in the final seconds of the third quarter with this incredible Godzilla dunk.

Cleveland Cavaliers Offer Homeless Man With Radio Voice a Job

According to the New York Post, Ted Williams (the homeless guy with a golden radio voice, not the cryogenic experiment), just got offered a full-time voice-over job and a fucking house from the Cleveland Cavaliers. Who needs Lebron James or a winning record when you have an angel voice talking in your ear all day? Williams is rumored to be on the "Today Show" tomorrow morning and has already been offered other jobs, including a $10,000 gig from the Ohio Credit Union to do a voice-over. Rags to riches in less than 24 hours. Good for him. Here's a video of him, all cleaned up, on "The Early Show" this morning.