This homeless man’s creative sign is somewhat unnerving

While I applaud and appreciate creativity in the homeless community, this dude’s sign is somewhat terrifying.

It’s easy to get swayed by a witty little sign made by a homeless man because it seems charming and self-aware. But think about it logically for a second..do you really want a homeless man hopped up on drugs with a raging oversized erection hanging around in places you normally frequent? That seems both unpleasant and a potential public nuisance.

Cleveland Cavaliers Offer Homeless Man With Radio Voice a Job

According to the New York Post, Ted Williams (the homeless guy with a golden radio voice, not the cryogenic experiment), just got offered a full-time voice-over job and a fucking house from the Cleveland Cavaliers. Who needs Lebron James or a winning record when you have an angel voice talking in your ear all day? Williams is rumored to be on the "Today Show" tomorrow morning and has already been offered other jobs, including a $10,000 gig from the Ohio Credit Union to do a voice-over. Rags to riches in less than 24 hours. Good for him. Here's a video of him, all cleaned up, on "The Early Show" this morning.