10 Amazing Quotes To Help You Deal With Anger

“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive.”
- Lee Iacocca

“Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.”
- Maya Angelou

“He who angers you conquers you.”
- Elizabeth Kenny

“Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.”
- Mohandas Gandhi

“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”
- Mark Twain

“Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.”
- William Congreve

“You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger.”
- Buddha

“Anyone can become angry – that is easy, but to be angry with the right person at the right time and for the right purpose and in the right way – that is not within everyone’s power and that is not easy.”
- Aristotle

“Anger repressed can poison a relationship as surely as the cruelest words.”
- Dr. Joyce Brothers

The Top Charlie Sheen Quotes

There has been so much genius floating around from the mouth of Charlie Sheen, the modern man’s folk hero, that we decided “Hmm, why isn’t there somewhere we can see all the awesome Charlie Sheen quotes in one place?” Now, we have it. Updated regularly (feel free to add yours in the comments, with the source preferably) this is your Charlie Sheen Quote Repository.

1. You can’t process me with a normal brain. - Sheen to Jeff Rossen on NBC’s Today Show

2. I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists. - Sheen to TMZ in an open letter

3. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. - Sheen to Andrea Canning on ABC’s 20/20

4. I’m extremely old-fashioned, I’m a nobleman, I’m chivalrous. - Sheen to Andrea Canning on ABC’s 20/20

5. These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre. - Sheen to TMZ’s Mike Walters

6. I’m tired of pretending I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.
- Sheen to Jeff Rossen on NBC’s Today Show

7. I’m here to collect. They’re going to lose. - Sheen to Andrea Canning on ABC’s 20/20

8. When I step between the lines it’s on, I’m there to show others how it’s done, it’s not really rocket science you know. - Sheen to Jeff Rossen on NBC’s Today Show

9. She’s not there now and we are and I don’t know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. - Sheen to Alex Jones on The Alex Jones Show

10. I’m here and I’m ready. They’re not. Bring it. - Sheen to Dan Patrick on The Dan Patrick Show

11. Everybody else is going to be begging me for their job back. - Sheen to Jeff Rossen on NBC’s Today Show

12. I earn two million an episode. I’m underpaid! - Sheen to Jeff Rossen on NBC’s Today Show

13. Well, I don’t have much of a reputation left to ruin. - Sheen to Howard Stern on The Howard Stern Show

14. I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available, because if you try it once, you will die and your children will weep over your exploded body. Too much? - Sheen to Andrea Canning on ABC’s 20/20

15. AA was written for normal people. People that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. - Sheen to Jeff Rossen on NBC’s Today Show

16. To quote the great Allen Iverson, practice. - Sheen to Jeff Rossen on NBC’s Today Show

17. My number one rule is that you don’t put anything on film. - Sheen to Howard Stern on The Howard Stern Show

18. I’m 45 years old, and I’m not interested in people treating me like a 12-year-old. - Sheen to Jeff Rossen on NBC’s Today Show

19. If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm. - Sheen to Andrea Canning on ABC’s 20/20

20. Wow. What does that mean? I’m bi-WINNING! - Sheen to Andrea Canning on ABC’s 20/20

21. I probably took more [drugs] than anyone could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: GO. [...] I’m different. I have a different brain, I have a different heart… I got tiger blood, man. - Sheen to Andrea Canning on ABC’s 20/20

22. No. Not going to, period the end. I blinked and I cured my brain. Can’t is the cancer of happen. - Sheen to Andrea Canning on ABC’s 20/20

23. The run I was on made Sinatra, Jagger, Richards, look like droopy-eyed, armless children. [...] I expose people to magic. I expose them to something they’re never going to see in their otherwise boring lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they’ll live with that memory for the rest of their lives, and that’s a gift, man. - Sheen to Jeff Rossen on NBC’s Today Show

24. Don’t remember. Don’t care. Drug test don’t lie. Scoreboard doesn’t lie. - Sheen to Jeff Rossen on NBC’s Today Show

25. You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart. - Sheen to Andrea Canning on ABC’s 20/20

26. Maybe the three of us will get married. I don’t know. I’m gonna say this. It’s a polygamy story. All my guy friends are gonna like throw tomatoes at me. It’s like an organic union of the hearts. - Sheen to Andrea Canning on ABC’s 20/20

27. We have a few rules here. Nobody panics. There’s no judgment. You park your judgment at the door. Nobody dies. And — enjoy every moment. What did I miss? Drink chocolate milk. We just have fun. There’s a ton of laughter in this house. A ton of love in this house. There’s a ton of nobility in this house. - Sheen to Andrea Canning on ABC’s 20/20

28. Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk. - Sheen in a motivational speech to the UCLA baseball team

29. They’ll wake up one day and realize how cool dad is. And, you know, signs all the checks on the front, not the back. And you know, we need him and we need his wisdom and his bitchin’-ness! - Sheen to Andrea Canning on ABC’s 20/20

30. Women are not meant to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed. - Sheen to Piers Morgan on CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight

31. It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard. - Sheen to Piers Morgan on CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight

32. I used to [take cocaine]. I’ve gotta be careful because that’s like lawsuits and things that went on. Well, yeah. I’m not taking it. I had to pay for it. Well, um, I hadn’t done any for a while, like seven hours, but I had this hernia thing that was popping out. - Sheen to Piers Morgan on CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight

33. I won’t take [pain pills], so I maybe hit the vodka a little too hard to reduce the pain. - Sheen to Piers Morgan on CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight

34. And then it was like, you must let me impose my will on your face. And it was like, woah dude! - Sheen to Piers Morgan on CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight

35. That was an old brain, I have a new brain. I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That’s how I describe myself. - Sheen to Piers Morgan on CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight

36. I don’t know. I was on crack. Where’s Dr. Drew when you need him? - Sheen to Piers Morgan on CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight

37. Come Wednesday morning, they’re gonna name it “Charlie Brothers,” not Warner Brothers, DUH. - Sheen to Andrea Canning on ABC’s 20/20

25 Quotes That Can Change Your Life

You Know I'm a Guy who loves quotes and inspiration. Here are 25 you can use.

If you can't afford it, you don't deserve it. -- Anonymous

At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all. -- Anonymous

The secret to happiness at work is to find a job you love so much you'd do it as a hobby and make it into a career. -- Anonymous.

It's likely that whatever challenges you have faced in your life currently could have been avoided but some better decisions upstream. -- Anonymous

Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than it is loved by the good. -- Buddha

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. -- Edmund Burke

People like people who help them like themselves. -- Dale Carnegie

What looks like a person problem is often a situation problem. -- Chip & Dan Heath

We are likely to have a regard for the opinion of others only when there is a chance that the opinion might be now and then in our favor. -- Eric Hoffer

We ought to beware of people who do not think it necessary to pretend that they are good and decent. Lack of hypocrisy in such things hints at a capacity for a most depraved ruthlessness. -- Eric Hoffer

Discontent is likely to be highest when misery is bearable; when conditions have so improved that an ideal state seems almost within reach. A grievance is most poignant when almost redressed. -- Eric Hoffer

For God so loved the world that He sent His only begotten Son; that whosoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. -- John 3:16

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of conflict and controversy. -- Martin Luther King

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. -- George S. Patton

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. -- George S. Patton

Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better. -- Pat Riley

If you question anything enough, you'll begin to doubt it. -- Tony Robbins

Your emotions are nothing but biochemical storms in your brain and you are in control of them at any point in time. -- Tony Robbins

In life, never spend more than 10% of your time on the problem and spend at least 90% of your time on the solution. -- Tony Robbins

Everything happens for a reason and a purpose, and it serves you. -- Tony Robbins

The sad truth is that as long as you say, 'It's my mother's fault, my husband's fault, the government's fault, my sixth-grade piano teacher's fault...' you won't be happy. -- Marcy Shimoff

There are no solutions...there are only trade-offs. -- Thomas Sowell

A succinct summary of the tragic vision was given by historians Will and Ariel Durant: Out of every hundred new ideas ninety-nine or more will probably be inferior to the traditional responses which they propose to replace. No one man, however brilliant or well-informed, can come in one lifetime to such fullness of understanding as to safely judge and dismiss the customs or institutions of his society, for those are the wisdom of generations after centuries of experiment in the laboratory of history. -- Thomas Sowell

It is one of the great weaknesses of reasonable men and women that they imagine that projects which fly in the face of commonsense are not serious or being seriously undertaken. -- Margaret Thatcher

"In human intercourse the tragedy begins, not when there is misunderstanding about words, but when silence is not understood." -- Henry David Thoreau

Actually, the life you're living right now is the result of the choices you've made. -- Dexter Yeager