Music Video : She Go to Wal-Mart! (Coonery)

Some videos just defy all belief. You think you’ve seen everything the Internet has to offer, and then something like this comes along.
Basically, a New Orleans rapper, armed with a video camera, strolls around his local Wal-Mart with two ass-shaking dancers in tow and performs an insane ode to America’s number one oppressor of the working class.
Think you don’t want to watch it? Well, the fact that it includes lyrics like “she buyin’ Summer’s Eve, she keep her body clean” and “she buyin’ panty panty panty panty panty hose!” should change your mind. Or how about “baby you so fine, she gave me her number in the checkout line”? Does that do anything for you?
Trust me. Watch this shit. Right now.

Bill Passes To Ban Sagging Pants In Florida

A new bill has passed in the House of Representatives that bans clothing worn in a "vulgar" manner

Yesterday, the Florida House of Representatives' K-20 Education Innovation Subcommittee unanimously passed a legislative bill targeting sagging pants.

"This pro-family, pro-education, pro-jobs bill provides each school district ... adopt a student dress code of conduct, a policy that explains to each student their responsibility," said Rep. Hazelle Rogers, who introduced the bill. "This would make for a better school district and more productive students."
The bill prohibits students from wearing clothing that "exposes the underwear or body parts in an indecent or vulgar manner."
This is not the first time that sagging pants have become a legal issue. In 2008 Riveria Beach in Florida passed a by-law that said anyone caught with sagging pants would be subject to a $150 fine or community service, and habitual offenders faced the possibility of jail time. The law was later abolished when it was deemed unconstitutional, this came after a teenager spent a night in jail for wearing his pants too low.

Video : VIDEO: Two Classy Strippers Settle Argument With Violence

Coonery : 2 Chicks Jump A Lady On An NY Train While Grubbin Down On Some Popeye's Chicken! "U Gonna Wear This Popeye's B*tch"

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Coonery : Flavor Flav Releases 'Poppin'n'drinkin' Champagne

Flavor Flav is launching a line of flavored liquors, and it sounds awesome. "Yo, check this out. I want you all to keep on the lookout -- it should be on the shelves by January -- I'm launching a thing called 'Le Flav Spirits,'" Flavor Flav explained. "I'm comin' out with a cherry vodka, a berry vodka, an olive vodka, a sweet tea vodka, a bubblegum vodka and grape vodka. Also, I'm comin' out with 'Le Flav Cognac' and 'Chateaux Le Flav' which'll be some bubbly. Champagne, that's right folks -- Poppin'n'drinkin!'" How can this possibly be bad.

Coonery : Video: Chick Shack Employee Knocks His Boss Out For Not Paying Him

Like the title say's, this is a video of Chicken Shack employee knocking his boss the fuck out for not paying him a wage he felt he deserved. So lets see, either pay the lunatic (who is twice your size) whatever minimum wage is multiplied by the five hours the guy probably worked that week or get your fucking jaw shattered. Tough choice. The boss obviously chose door number two and while we never see what happened to him, we know the strung-out employee connected mightily and he swung so fucking hard that he actually caught air (see above). In the bosses defense, the employee kept saying that the boss had five minutes to pay him his money, yet, less than 45 seconds later the guy peels his polo off, blows his top and cold cocks the boss. I mean, for fuck's sake, that wasn't nice. He could have been a man of his word and gave the boss a few moments to write him a check for $48. What an asshole. Anyway, the video is below and I hope you brought your appetite for racial slurs and violence.