Showing posts with label In Dumb Nigga News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label In Dumb Nigga News. Show all posts

Friday, April 8, 2011

Rapper Gucci Mane Arrested in Atlanta

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DECATUR, Ga. - DeKalb County Police say Radric Davis, also known as Gucci Mane, was arrested by the DeKalb County Fugitive Squad Friday.
Davis was arrested while visiting his probation officer at the Georgia Department of Corrections Probation Office on Sylvan Road in Atlanta, say authorities.
Davis is charged with battery, a misdemeanor but as a result of the arrest will be also charged with violating his probation. Davis is on probation for previous unrelated charges.
Police say they arrested Davis on a warrant that stated he intentionally caused visible bodily harm to a female by pushing her out of a moving vehicle.
Davis is being held in the DeKalb County Jail.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Gentleman arrested for muling drugs inside his penis. You read that correctly.

A Kentucky man faces charges after officers found cocaine on his person. Unfortunately, his creativity for storing drugs failed him..officers found the small baggy of coke under his foreskin.

foreskin coke dude Gentleman arrested for muling drugs inside his penis. You read that correctly. Police arrested Antoine Banks during a routine traffic stop when they found a bag of salvia and liquid codeine on him.

During a pat-down search, officers found a bag of cocaine on Banks’ waistband.

Police then asked Banks if he had any other drugs on him. After he told them he didn’t, the officers on the scene ordered a strip search.

In the middle of the strip search, officers noticed a protrusion on Banks’ foreskin. On further inspection, they found it was a smaller bag of cocaine.

Banks faces charges of second-degree possession of a controlled substance and possession of synthetic cannabinoids as well as additional charges of trafficking a controlled substance.

Let’s not cast stones for a second and admit that this guy simply had an impressive amount of drugs. I mean that is dedication to your craft. But, more importantly, at least this guy was thinking outside the box. In the waistband isn’t unexpected, but smuggling a bit of coke in your dong skin? That’s just crafty. This dude is like Inspector Gadget, only instead of a trenchcoat wielding all of his goods, he’s using an oversized flap of penis skin that vaguely resembles Snuffalufagus.

Doctors should also probably make sure to include this as a reason not to circumcise your child when listing off the pros and cons to new parents. “Well, with circumcision, your child would have cleaner, more attractive genitals with a lower chance of infection…but can he pull a rabbit out of his penis like so?” Totally makes days worth of storing a rabbit in your foreskin worth it, I bet.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Coonery : Video: Chick Shack Employee Knocks His Boss Out For Not Paying Him

Like the title say's, this is a video of Chicken Shack employee knocking his boss the fuck out for not paying him a wage he felt he deserved. So lets see, either pay the lunatic (who is twice your size) whatever minimum wage is multiplied by the five hours the guy probably worked that week or get your fucking jaw shattered. Tough choice. The boss obviously chose door number two and while we never see what happened to him, we know the strung-out employee connected mightily and he swung so fucking hard that he actually caught air (see above). In the bosses defense, the employee kept saying that the boss had five minutes to pay him his money, yet, less than 45 seconds later the guy peels his polo off, blows his top and cold cocks the boss. I mean, for fuck's sake, that wasn't nice. He could have been a man of his word and gave the boss a few moments to write him a check for $48. What an asshole. Anyway, the video is below and I hope you brought your appetite for racial slurs and violence.


Saturday, December 18, 2010

G. Dep Arrested, Admits to Murdering Man 17 Years Ago


Former Bad Boy rapper G. Dep was arrested earlier this week (Dec. 15) after walking into Manhattan's 25th Precinct and confessing to murdering a Queens man outside of a East Harlem housing project 17 years ago.

On Oct. 19, 1993, Dep, born Trevell Coleman, admitted he was riding a bike around East 114th Street and Park Avenue when he came upon John Henkel, 32, outside the James Weldon Johnson Houses. Coleman, 19 years old at the time, proceeded to announce a robbery and when Henkel resisted, the 'Special Delivery' rhymer used his .40-caliber gun to shoot the victim three times in the chest, according to Detective William Dunn.

"I shot and killed someone 17 years ago," Coleman told a cop in the station house. After confessing, a police officer from the 25th Precinct contacted officials at the 23rd Precinct, where the crime took place. "It was just eating away at him," said a police source.

Coleman fled the scene at the time of the shooting, throwing the handgun into the East River. Henkel was then rushed to St. Luke's Hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

As a result of his actions, Diddy's one-time signee was charged with murder and held without bail. "My client is presumed innocent, and the case is going to grand jury," said Coleman's lawyer, Michael Alperstein.

G. Dep is a career criminal, having been arrested more than 25 times since 2003 on various charges including burglary, grand larceny and drugs. Earlier this year, the 'Child of the Ghetto' creator announced his return to the rap game with his sophomore album, 'Ghetto Legend.'