Gentleman arrested for muling drugs inside his penis. You read that correctly.

A Kentucky man faces charges after officers found cocaine on his person. Unfortunately, his creativity for storing drugs failed him..officers found the small baggy of coke under his foreskin.

Police arrested Antoine Banks during a routine traffic stop when they found a bag of salvia and liquid codeine on him.

During a pat-down search, officers found a bag of cocaine on Banks’ waistband.

Police then asked Banks if he had any other drugs on him. After he told them he didn’t, the officers on the scene ordered a strip search.

In the middle of the strip search, officers noticed a protrusion on Banks’ foreskin. On further inspection, they found it was a smaller bag of cocaine.

Banks faces charges of second-degree possession of a controlled substance and possession of synthetic cannabinoids as well as additional charges of trafficking a controlled substance.

Let’s not cast stones for a second and admit that this guy simply had an impressive amount of drugs. I mean that is dedication to your craft. But, more importantly, at least this guy was thinking outside the box. In the waistband isn’t unexpected, but smuggling a bit of coke in your dong skin? That’s just crafty. This dude is like Inspector Gadget, only instead of a trenchcoat wielding all of his goods, he’s using an oversized flap of penis skin that vaguely resembles Snuffalufagus.

Doctors should also probably make sure to include this as a reason not to circumcise your child when listing off the pros and cons to new parents. “Well, with circumcision, your child would have cleaner, more attractive genitals with a lower chance of infection…but can he pull a rabbit out of his penis like so?” Totally makes days worth of storing a rabbit in your foreskin worth it, I bet.

Robber Boasts on Victim's Facebook Page

It takes one kind of dirtbag to simply rob a person. It takes a different level of lowlife to steal from a 15-year old. And it takes a very special kind of scum to then post photos posing with the stolen goods on the victim's Facebook page. Marc Fisher's home in D.C. was invaded one night. The thief simply kicked in the aging wooden basement door, and ransacked the house. Fisher, who wrote about the incident to the Washington Post, said his 15-year-old son was hit the hardest. The robber made off with his iPod, his laptop and several hundred dollars in cash and savings bonds -- but not before stopping to take a snapshot of himself posing with the rest of his haul (right), and posting it on the boy's Facebook page for all his friends to see.

Unfortunately, the clear photo of the criminal has not yet led to an arrest. The truth, officers on the scene confided to Fisher, is that police rarely push hard on burglary arrests because judges often let the crooks off with only probation. Facebook is providing some help in the case, though. The company immediately locked up Fisher's son's account, and did its best to trace the burglar's movements. The company is now waiting on a subpoena from the D.C. police to provide information in the case. The only irreplaceable thing lost to the theft was the son's meticulously kept database of every film he'd ever seen -- with comments on each. We'd say he should have backed it up to a hard drive, but the thief probably would have stolen that, too.