Gentleman arrested for muling drugs inside his penis. You read that correctly.

A Kentucky man faces charges after officers found cocaine on his person. Unfortunately, his creativity for storing drugs failed him..officers found the small baggy of coke under his foreskin.

Police arrested Antoine Banks during a routine traffic stop when they found a bag of salvia and liquid codeine on him.

During a pat-down search, officers found a bag of cocaine on Banks’ waistband.

Police then asked Banks if he had any other drugs on him. After he told them he didn’t, the officers on the scene ordered a strip search.

In the middle of the strip search, officers noticed a protrusion on Banks’ foreskin. On further inspection, they found it was a smaller bag of cocaine.

Banks faces charges of second-degree possession of a controlled substance and possession of synthetic cannabinoids as well as additional charges of trafficking a controlled substance.

Let’s not cast stones for a second and admit that this guy simply had an impressive amount of drugs. I mean that is dedication to your craft. But, more importantly, at least this guy was thinking outside the box. In the waistband isn’t unexpected, but smuggling a bit of coke in your dong skin? That’s just crafty. This dude is like Inspector Gadget, only instead of a trenchcoat wielding all of his goods, he’s using an oversized flap of penis skin that vaguely resembles Snuffalufagus.

Doctors should also probably make sure to include this as a reason not to circumcise your child when listing off the pros and cons to new parents. “Well, with circumcision, your child would have cleaner, more attractive genitals with a lower chance of infection…but can he pull a rabbit out of his penis like so?” Totally makes days worth of storing a rabbit in your foreskin worth it, I bet.

Crime : Man Charges Cell Phone During Burglary, Gets Arrested

A Maryland man accused of pulling off ten burglaries is sitting in jail right now, thanks to a single cell phone, and a well-timed power outage.

On Friday evening, 25-year-old Cody Wilkins broke into a home in Silver Spring, Maryland, in search of jewelry. His operation was interrupted, however, when the family's son walked into the house. Panicking, Wilkins jumped out of a window, and ran away. In his haste, however, he forgot to collect his cell phone, which was left charging in a socket. Upon arriving on the scene, police seized the phone, which connected Wilkins to no less than burglaries in the region.

So why would a burglar take the time to charge his cell phone in the middle of a heist? Police say Wilkins' home, like many others in the D.C. area, had lost power last week, thanks to a massive snowstorm that left some 210,000 Pepco customers in the dark. Detectives finally arrested the suspect as he was in the middle of flushing his stolen jewelry down the toilet -- which, ironically enough, happened to be around the same time that Wilkins' power came back on. He's now being held on $1 million bail at a Montgomery jail, where he's undoubtedly wondering why he never invested in a car charger.

Coonery : 2 Chicks Jump A Lady On An NY Train While Grubbin Down On Some Popeye's Chicken! "U Gonna Wear This Popeye's B*tch"

Coonery : Video: Chick Shack Employee Knocks His Boss Out For Not Paying Him

Like the title say's, this is a video of Chicken Shack employee knocking his boss the fuck out for not paying him a wage he felt he deserved. So lets see, either pay the lunatic (who is twice your size) whatever minimum wage is multiplied by the five hours the guy probably worked that week or get your fucking jaw shattered. Tough choice. The boss obviously chose door number two and while we never see what happened to him, we know the strung-out employee connected mightily and he swung so fucking hard that he actually caught air (see above). In the bosses defense, the employee kept saying that the boss had five minutes to pay him his money, yet, less than 45 seconds later the guy peels his polo off, blows his top and cold cocks the boss. I mean, for fuck's sake, that wasn't nice. He could have been a man of his word and gave the boss a few moments to write him a check for $48. What an asshole. Anyway, the video is below and I hope you brought your appetite for racial slurs and violence.

Nursing Students Expelled After Posting Placenta Photo on Facebook

Four students who posed for photos with a human placenta have been kicked out of a suburban Kansas City nursing program after one of the pictures was posted on Facebook.

One of the students, Doyle Byrnes, has filed a complaint in U.S. District Court in Kansas seeking to force Johnson County Community College to reinstate her before classes resume Jan. 19.

The Kansas City Star reported that Byrnes and several other students were attending a lab course at Olathe Medical Center in November when one of them asked a nursing instructor for permission to photograph the placenta so they could share the experience on Facebook.

The lawsuit against the college and several of its employees said that the nursing instructor responded, "Oh, you girls," but didn't tell them not to do it or that it could result in discipline.

Afterward, Byrnes posted a photo on the social networking site showing her smiling broadly, wearing a lab coat and surgical gloves and leaning over the placenta in a tray. Nothing in the photos identified the woman from whom the placenta came.

The photo was on Facebook for about three hours until the nursing instructor called Byrnes and told her to remove it. Byrnes asked if she was in trouble and the instructor replied she was not, the lawsuit says. Byrnes removed the photo immediately and has since closed her Facebook account.

Byrnes and the other three students who posed with the placenta were expelled the next day. The lawsuit didn't fully identify the other students.

Jeanne Walsh, director of nursing at the college, criticized Byrnes in a letter that was included as an exhibit with the complaint.

"Your demeanor and lack of professional behavior surrounding this event was considered a disruption to the learning environment," the letter said.

The defendants' attorney, Thomas Hammond, didn't immediately respond to an e-mail sent Saturday night by The Associated Press.

Clifford Cohen, who represents Byrnes, argues that his client was deprived of due process and that nothing in the school's code of conduct addresses photographs or social media. He said Byrnes' actions were not disrespectful.

"They're not giggly teenagers," Cohen said of the four expelled students. "They all impress me as serious, career-minded women who are utterly stunned at what's happened to them."

Court documents say that Walsh had said she would support Byrnes if she sought readmission to the nursing school next fall. But Cohen said his client plans to move to another state in a few months and seek work there.

Cohen said his client's career hangs in the balance.

"With this kind of black mark on her record, who knows whether she can enroll in another nursing school," he said. "Would she be able to get a job?"

Here's What A Pimp's Business Plan Looks Like

Keep It Pimpin

More serious about my money and future…this pimpin like it’s a business (only except their best)

Take care my bitches more better

…Other ways to work my hoes (internet, int. feature dancers, int. stud)

Discover hoes from all over (jail house) Small cities nationwide got hoes that…to be discovered. Stay in high pursuit looking for a prostitute.

Don’t never get too comfortable or lazy in my position.

Maintain and campaign (everything I do or buy. Make sure it’s a campaign tool)

…My word is my bond (keep it pimpin!)

Attend the Players Ball in Vegas (cross country pimpin! Establish my name internationally)

Take my game to the next level (from the concrete streets, to the executive suites).

Pimp or Die, Mack or Cry (play to win and plan to the end)

Set up a international operation (have five hoes on every coast

…Every hoe take a vow to hoeing!

…first, ass last! If I’m gonna take a chance, then I’m gonna the hoes money in advance!

Put my city on the map and establish my own players…

Stack money to the ceiling (safety deposit box)

Cash cars (buy not good cash cars that way I will…have cars if something goes bad.)

Minimize my budget (cash cars, houses, etc.)

Keep a good photographer (Split Second Video/Kings Flea Market)

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